1. First get a mic and turn the voice changer on to make your voice higher! Now people will want to play with you. Make sure you talk as loud as you can and scream whenever you die. Claim that whoever kills you is purposly trying to ruin your gaming experience and scream at them. They are jerks anyways! Cry as often as possible as this might make people feel bad and let you kill them.
2. Tell everyone that they suck! They suck for killing you and they should be sorry. Swear when your parents aren't listening under your breath. Call everybody a noob because your 3rd prestige anyway!(on your dads account) They are clearly inferior to you.
3. Don't listen to your parents when they tell you to get off of cod. Cry and scream and then when they threaten to punish you whine and whine and ask what you did. Continue to disobey. Tell your parents your doing really good and you killed somebody all on your own so they should let you continue playing.
4. Don't follow the objective. Never do what you're supposed to do. Instead focus on trapping other players in corners, spinning around, or randomly shooting.
Leave a comment and tell me if this is the same way kids behave when you try to game
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